Um. I do not remember taking these pictures. That is me in the bald cap and lumberjack shirt. And above me is my redneck father. I am just kidding. My father is not really a redneck. Or at least, he does not usually dress like that. And those are not his real teeth.
Furthermore, I am not really bald. So you do not have to worry about that. I do have hair.
Glory glory halleligujah. I have hair.
I do not know how to spell haleliugja. And my spelling is too off for the computer to autocorrect it.
Hallelujah. YES. THERE WE GO.
Ok. I am done.